LEGACY BLUE CHECKS ARE "TRULY CORRUPT" SAYS TWITTER BOSS
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“Legacy blue checks will be removed soon,” tweeted Mr. Musk, “those are the ones that are truly corrupt.”
My friends, here’s a short list of the most notable names in metal with the “corrupt” legacy blue checks on Twitter:
Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Testament, Black Sabbath, Metal Blade Records, Nuclear Blast Records, Metal Hammer, Exodus, Napalm Death, Behemoth, Cradle of Filth, Suffocation, Municipal Waste, Loudwire, Lamb Of God, Arch Enemy, Hatebreed, Earache Records, Revocation, Kreator, Ozzy Osbourne, Megadeth (and Dave Mustaine), Guns N' Roses, Mötley Crüe, Korn
So you’re telling me all these bands will start paying Twitter $8-11/mo for the joy of reaching 10% of their followers?
Ooooh, this is gonna get interesting!
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